Have I Been MIA...?

Ofcourse I have.

Just got back from a wonderful two weeks on a sunny Caribbean island with C.

Ah I think we should fight more often. Such wonderful fun times.

Okay let me back up a little.

So we had our great big fight that I told you about. This man did not call me for a week after that. I think I lost five pounds that week. I was literally lying in bed staring at my phone everyday. Pathetic I know.

But then monday came around and my doorbell rang. At first I figured it was one of the friends I had been ignoring all week so I didn't move. Then my phone rang and it was him! Oh joys of joys. I was tempted to not answer but ... the flesh is weak.

Hello

Why don't you answer your door?

Huh?

Why don't you answer your door? I've been ringing your bell for ten minutes!

You should have seen me fly down the stairs. I didn't even know I could move that fast. Though I was now a very unhealthy 123 pounds so I guess it wasn't that big a deal.

Opened the door and there he was. Looking all sexily beautiful. Suitcase, two shoe boxes in hand and oh my days! a bag of bounty!

(FYI- I will sell my soul to Hitler for Bounty. And he remembered!)

I wanted to be mad, I really really did but how can I be mad at someone who bought me bounty?

He apologised, said he was sorry, blah-de-blah-de-blah... To make it up to me... he would take me to.. ANTIGUA!!!

Ofcourse our flight was in like four hours so there was no chance for any proper making up. HE didn't even let me pack anything. Just picked up my make up bag, passport and wallet and we were off. Good thing I'm a world traveller and have every possible visa. I was also in Antigua last year and told him how much I loved it.

If you've never been you should go. Its so beautiful and peaceful.

We stayed in a mock hut, he bought me clothes and bikinis and shoes and the most beautiful jewelry (which I plan to pawn as soon as he misbehaves again)

Ooh and the two shoes boxes he brought with him to my house?

My Omelle Gladiators that I have been craving forever and a pair of classic black Christian Louboutin Pumps!!!!!!!!

My very first pair of Louboutins!!!

If he wasn't already married I would marry him.

Anyways, we got back yesterday and I am sooo brown. Also have the worse tan lines because he refused to let me lie around topless.

Gotta go, sorry this post is all over the place but he's still here.

He's leaving tomorrow and I'm sad. But I just had the most perfect two weeks ever.

I love this man. I really really do.

I also can't walk properly.

The dude is old though! This much stamina in a forty year old cannot be normal.

Ah wells.

Bye happy peoples!